there’s a difference between “lazy” and “i don’t want to fucking do that shit”
When she call you cute
Is it true that straight boys eat footballs for breakfast
yeah everyday, the leather makes them feel more secure about their inability to satisfy women
"men don’t ever face sexism."
wow gee i’m sorry that this joke reduced your pay and made you way more at risk of sexual assault because men face sexism
HAHA I AM A MAN.
"And what do we say to death?"
"The fuck out my face"
people who laugh so hard at their own jokes that they can’t even finish the joke because they’re laughing so hard are my favorite kind of people
My new goal in life is to be as happy as this cat.
Rejected by mother - cared by a golden retriever [via]
awww this is so adorable ima dieee awwww
trying to cheer your favourite person up